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My Ideal Person Jokes below.

I bought a vacuum clleaner at Costo.
Can't find a woman to use it!

I meet someone just before you.
I asked, have we met before.
She said I hope not.

I asked her if we never met, would you miss me?
She said, call me in 30 years.
I don't have your phone number!!!
She said "I know that."

I married her.
Church, priest asked,
"Do you take Carl till death do you part!!!
She said, "Only if I can pick the date.

1st night of honeymoon.
She said Carl hurry up get in bedroom.
I ran as fast as I can.
She had a sign above bed,
"No mask, no service."
I said This is not halloween.
I demanded to know, why do you wand husband
wear make to beb?
She says , hone you wear a mast to bed,
"you can be any man I want.!!!!

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), An airplane, My desk at work, A swimming pool or hot tub, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
None. I just want a real woman.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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