I like to have laughs, sex and pistachio ice cream. i am looking for a girl that is a mix between Linda Lovelace and June Cleaver (without the pearls). [B]IF YOU'RE ONE OF THESE "WOMEN" SENDING CANNED MESSAGES AND GIVING YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS AND THEN DIRECTING ME TO ANOTHER "DATING SITE" FORGET IT. I'M AWARE OF THE SCAM AND WILL REPORT YOU FOR ABUSE. I'M NOT SOME JACK-OFF BRAIN WHO JUST RODE INTO TOWN ON A TURNIP TRUCK....OTHERWISE ALL MESSAGES ARE DESIRED AND WECOME!!!![/B]

My Ideal Person someone, preferably not a triple amputee---some lady that picks her nose in public only at a bar mitzvah....must not have bad breath or the heartbreak of psoriasis----an intelligent girl who gradusted from the 5th grade---a girl who only douches with pepto bismal---if she has canker sores, she must also have a hairy butt---a girl who likes to eat possum on religios holidays---in short, MY DREAM GIRL!!!!

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
berl ives

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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