I'm not new to the scene so I'm well aware of how things work. I'm a gentleman first and foremost, as anyone who's met me will confirm. I'm too lazy to be a stalker, too boring to be a freak, and too busy to be free to meet at the drop of a hat. I've been curious about going to a club for quite a while, but as of yet I've not taken the plunge and ventured into one. Are there any recommendations as to which ones are any good, and when the best times are to pay a visit? I'm not after a string of one night stands. If I wanted that I could go down the local and easily pick up someone. I'm not here to get last orders at the bar at the end of a night, or try and have a quick fondle with a half-comatose... Bah, I'm digressing from where I wanted this profile to go. Instead, I would be far more interested in finding a few good friends who are after similar things as myself. I'm a boobaholic, and boobs are the rea I'm here. Right now all I'm interested in is playing with a massive pair of mammories. Do you like yours licked, sucked, nibbled, fondled, and man-handled? No? Well that's a bummer, you're bloody gorgeous! *gives his best 'cheeky chap' wink as he turns to walk away* ....no, wait, that's not how this was meant to go, was it...?