Porn Buddies, Duck Butter, and Goose Cheese  

mc_justmc 58M  
1011 posts
10/12/2018 7:48 am
Porn Buddies, Duck Butter, and Goose Cheese

A read a post by Paulxx001 where he visited a restaurant and had foie gras. It reminded me of this post of mine:

From Urban Dictionary:
Porn Buddy: An intricate pledge system in which a bond is formed between two porn loving individuals. If one should die, the other will immediately remove all pornography from their house before the parents can find it (keeping at their own discression).

I was talking to a friend today and he brought up who his "porn buddy" was and their instructions to clear his computer, take his porn, and smoke his weed. I started thinking I should have a "porn buddy". My computer guy has already seen a bunch of my porn so nothing new there! But he's 10 older than me. I should be HIS porn buddy! The added stress of worrying about dying and my last porn and testament being sifted thru by my G-girls is probably going to kill me.

Duck Butter:The combination of sweat from the ballsack and anus that creates a buttery film on the grundle and butthole.

I don't know if I've ever served Duck Butter to any women, but if I have, Bon Appetit!

Goose Cheese: The female version of duck butter.

I've had this. And once your "down there" and realize "what's for dinner", there's no backing out without ruining the evening and any possible future relationship.

So, do you have a Porn Buddy? Ever had Duck Butter or Goose Cheese?



mc_justmc 58M  
3818 posts
10/12/2018 7:49 am

Come And Get It!

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Naughtypursuit 51F  
1410 posts
10/12/2018 7:51 am

Had to google grundle…


author51 55F  
61844 posts
10/12/2018 7:57 am

I have been goosed before yet always make sure there is no cheese there prior that.. As for Duck Butter, I do love Nut Butter so.....lol. You had me laughing out loud for so long that tears of Joy were running down.. Oh this was flipping priceless...

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mc_justmc 58M  
3818 posts
10/12/2018 8:04 am

Right? I didn't know it had a name, I always considered it to be the warning zone!


mc_justmc 58M  
3818 posts
10/12/2018 8:06 am

    Quoting author51:
    I have been goosed before yet always make sure there is no cheese there prior that.. As for Duck Butter, I do love Nut Butter so.....lol. You had me laughing out loud for so long that tears of Joy were running down.. Oh this was flipping priceless...
Nut butter!! I gotta remember that!


pocogato12 66F  
22601 posts
10/12/2018 8:21 am

I had to send this one to a plumber friend, including the tub of Duck Butter
and I'm still laughing Great way to do mid-Friday

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Paulxx001 61M
2161 posts
10/12/2018 8:22 am

The stuff you learn here - wow! And this morning, I didn't even know what a Whataburger was... Now, how can I work all this new knowledge into a meaningful conversation with random people...? Hmmm I'm pretty sure the foie gras I ate, tasted different than the goose butter.. Lol

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pagancountrygirl 60F
3451 posts
10/12/2018 8:31 am

OMG....this had me laughing my ass off.
Looked up "grundle"...only to have it get even worse... "The prime piece of real estate located conveniently between Scrotumburg and Anusville."
Bet you'll never find those on GPS!

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redmustang91 58M  
9035 posts
10/12/2018 8:37 am

I thought the area between the ass and cock was the taint, as in taint the ass or cock.


mc_justmc 58M  
3818 posts
10/12/2018 8:59 am

    Quoting pocogato12:
    I had to send this one to a plumber friend, including the tub of Duck Butter
    and I'm still laughing Great way to do mid-Friday
Hahahaha does he use Duck Butter at work?


mc_justmc 58M  
3818 posts
10/12/2018 9:05 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    The stuff you learn here - wow! And this morning, I didn't even know what a Whataburger was... Now, how can I work all this new knowledge into a meaningful conversation with random people...? Hmmm I'm pretty sure the foie gras I ate, tasted different than the goose butter.. Lol
Maybe someday they'll open a Whataburger there and it will be served with foie gras and double cheese! I usually have grilled jalapenos on mine.


mc_justmc 58M  
3818 posts
10/12/2018 9:08 am

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    OMG....this had me laughing my ass off.
    Looked up "grundle"...only to have it get even worse... "The prime piece of real estate located conveniently between Scrotumburg and Anusville."
    Bet you'll never find those on GPS!
Hahahahaha Scrotumburg and Anusville? OMG, I gotta remember those!


mc_justmc 58M  
3818 posts
10/12/2018 9:10 am

    Quoting redmustang91:
    I thought the area between the ass and cock was the taint, as in taint the ass or cock.
Hahahahaha it's been a while since I heard it called taint!


smartasswoman 61F  
28824 posts
10/12/2018 2:57 pm

I've had some casual conversation with one of my best friends about being my porn (and sex toy) custodian, but no formal arrangements have been made (like giving her passwords, or a house key to get in and find the stuff).

As for rest of your post, one emoji takes care of it: amp;


2trythis 55F  
4298 posts
10/12/2018 4:05 pm

Gross, just GROSS.

The porn buddy thing makes sense.


mc_justmc 58M  
3818 posts
10/12/2018 4:18 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    I've had some casual conversation with one of my best friends about being my porn (and sex toy) custodian, but no formal arrangements have been made (like giving her passwords, or a house key to get in and find the stuff).

    As for rest of your post, one emoji takes care of it: amp;
Never knew that stuff had a name, could have died happily NOT knowing it.


mc_justmc 58M  
3818 posts
10/12/2018 4:20 pm

    Quoting 2trythis:
    Gross, just GROSS.

    The porn buddy thing makes sense.
Everybody thought the "wrong hole" post was bad! I Lynda de la Mooch is gonna be my porn buddy.


TrucknLuvn 54M/36F  
1376 posts
10/12/2018 4:56 pm

Grundle! Although that term was a new one for me, I had a feeling that it would be synonymous with the Gooch or Taint. The actual medical/clinical terminology for that particular part of the anatomy is the Perineum.

Thank you for expanding my naughty vocabulary!

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luciegirl2 49F  
481 posts
10/12/2018 7:18 pm

well, well, well now I have heard it all. Thank you for the edumacation on this kind of stuff!! lol


mc_justmc 58M  
3818 posts
10/12/2018 8:52 pm

    Quoting TrucknLuvn:
    Grundle! Although that term was a new one for me, I had a feeling that it would be synonymous with the Gooch or Taint. The actual medical/clinical terminology for that particular part of the anatomy is the Perineum.

    Thank you for expanding my naughty vocabulary!
Isn't Grundle a fantastic word? It just sounds dirty! I used to tell the boys to pick up their grunderwear off the bathroom floors.


mc_justmc 58M  
3818 posts
10/12/2018 8:55 pm

    Quoting luciegirl2:
    well, well, well now I have heard it all. Thank you for the edumacation on this kind of stuff!! lol
This is important information Lucie, you never know when it might come up in conversation.


dayzeeme 50F  
6396 posts
10/12/2018 11:31 pm

I may barf ... amp;


mc_justmc 58M  
3818 posts
10/13/2018 7:22 am

Butt, butt, your a nurse! Y'all are supposed to be immune to gross stuff like grundles and cheeses.


SeaGirlFL 54F  
4934 posts
10/13/2018 8:17 am

Oh, man. Breakfast just may come back up,

I actually still have porn on DISC. Every time I fly home, I have to talk myself out of throwing it all away encase there is a plane crash, lmao. It has a note on it. "Nothing important here, just throw this away."

Maybe I need a porn buddy to make sure those instructions are followed.

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mc_justmc 58M  
3818 posts
10/13/2018 6:12 pm

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    Oh, man. Breakfast just may come back up,

    I actually still have porn on DISC. Every time I fly home, I have to talk myself out of throwing it all away encase there is a plane crash, lmao. It has a note on it. "Nothing important here, just throw this away."

    Maybe I need a porn buddy to make sure those instructions are followed.
Hahahahaha do you really believe your porn buddy is gonna trash it? It's gonna become part of their porn collection, especially if it's homemade porn. It's homemade porn, isn't it? Tell me it's homemade porn. Is it? Is it? I hope to live on in my homemade videos hahahahahaha!


SeaGirlFL 54F  
4934 posts
10/14/2018 8:23 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Hahahahaha do you really believe your porn buddy is gonna trash it? It's gonna become part of their porn collection, especially if it's homemade porn. It's homemade porn, isn't it? Tell me it's homemade porn. Is it? Is it? I hope to live on in my homemade videos hahahahahaha!
Oh, yeah, I'd expect a porn buddy to keep the porn, lol.

Sorry, my friend. It is not homemade porn, lol.

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mc_justmc 58M  
3818 posts
10/14/2018 8:55 am

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    Oh, yeah, I'd expect a porn buddy to keep the porn, lol.

    Sorry, my friend. It is not homemade porn, lol.
Oh, I'm disappointed. But it's never too late to make porn.


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