Cold feet.  

marysia4u 62F  
14440 posts
6/11/2018 4:54 pm
Cold feet.






It's winter here in Oz. I prefer the cooler months to the 40+ during summer.

Got my nice thick fluffy dressing gown to keep me nice and warm, no need for the heater yet, but my feet are cold. Don't like wearing socks, so have been looking around for a nice warm pair of slippers.

Came across these, what do you think?

Could come in useful should those god bothers come knocking at the door. My friends would get a laugh, but wouldn't wear them should my kids call in.












SeaGirlFL 54F  
3126 posts
6/11/2018 5:26 pm



I have no words. LOL. Those are hysterical.

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black


chaso5 59M  
6462 posts
6/11/2018 5:35 pm

I also have no words! Lucky I know you better!


fkmeallnitelong9 48F  
908 posts
6/11/2018 6:00 pm

...omg...that is hilarious ….thanks for the laugh ..stay warm


Karibu313 66M  
8 posts
6/11/2018 6:01 pm

(post 4108719)

There aint no words.


redrockrascal 59M
17427 posts
6/11/2018 6:03 pm

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:


    I have no words. LOL. Those are hysterical.
Yeah, you have words "I want a pair, size 10"

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


marysia4u 62F  
14886 posts
6/11/2018 6:19 pm

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:


    I have no words. LOL. Those are hysterical.
You could wear them in summer too. Just fill them up with ice and have nice cool feet.


marysia4u 62F  
14886 posts
6/11/2018 6:20 pm

    Quoting chaso5:
    I also have no words! Lucky I know you better!
Had to take your mind of the willy warmers somehow.


marysia4u 62F  
14886 posts
6/11/2018 6:22 pm

    Quoting fkmeallnitelong9:
    ...omg...that is hilarious ….thanks for the laugh ..stay warm
Thanks for popping in.

Glad I was able to give you a

All rugged up ATM, but without them.


marysia4u 62F  
14886 posts
6/11/2018 6:26 pm

    Quoting Karibu313:
    (post 4108719)

    There aint no words.
I've never done a post which leaves so many speechless.

You would have worked out by now, you'll never guess what I'll post next.


marysia4u 62F  
14886 posts
6/11/2018 6:29 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Yeah, you have words "I want a pair, size 10"
Why not show off like some of the guys on here and get a pair 12"


SeaGirlFL 54F  
3126 posts
6/11/2018 6:51 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Yeah, you have words "I want a pair, size 10"
I don't need a pair.

Just one.

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black


redrockrascal 59M
17427 posts
6/11/2018 7:04 pm

    Quoting marysia4u:
    Why not show off like some of the guys on here and get a pair 12"


12s might hurt someone

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 59M
17427 posts
6/11/2018 7:05 pm

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    I don't need a pair.

    Just one.
Well lil lady you're in luck - I just happen to have one.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


marysia4u 62F  
14886 posts
6/11/2018 7:20 pm

Not all things are better if they are bigger. Things can be just too big.


Paulxx001 61M
320 posts
6/11/2018 7:41 pm

So true . . Your kids know that you only had sex those few times when you had them . . LOL Wear what you want . . I don't think your kids give a shit . . . As long as your feet are warm . . . . Yep!

Words are like meat loaf- they can be sculpted into any shape you choose.


twood1600 52M
29 posts
6/11/2018 7:45 pm

very funny


justskin1 66M
10527 posts
6/11/2018 7:49 pm

Perfect for keeping your feet warm then the Jehovah Witnesses show up.
Finally got Summer here. I prefer temps of 24 to 30. Good naked, or almost so, outside weather.

If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin."

I always behave. Preferably not well.


notsure1949 69M
6758 posts
6/11/2018 7:54 pm

whatever keeps you warm


marysia4u 62F  
14886 posts
6/11/2018 8:07 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    So true . . Your kids know that you only had sex those few times when you had them . . LOL Wear what you want . . I don't think your kids give a shit . . . As long as your feet are warm . . . . Yep!
Both kids know I'm on here, so if I did have these I still wouldn't be able to wear them around them. I don't know who would be more embarrassed.


marysia4u 62F  
14886 posts
6/11/2018 8:09 pm

Thanks for popping in.

Glad I gave you a


marysia4u 62F  
14886 posts
6/11/2018 8:12 pm

    Quoting justskin1:
    Perfect for keeping your feet warm then the Jehovah Witnesses show up.
    Finally got Summer here. I prefer temps of 24 to 30. Good naked, or almost so, outside weather.
It would certainly keep those pests from ever knocking on my door.

I too like 24 to 30 too. Anything above that gets too uncomfortable.


marysia4u 62F  
14886 posts
6/11/2018 8:13 pm

Thanks for popping in.

I can think of a much nicer way to stay warm.


SeaGirlFL 54F  
3126 posts
6/11/2018 8:40 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Well lil lady you're in luck - I just happen to have one.
A size 10?

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black


redrockrascal 59M
17427 posts
6/11/2018 9:11 pm

I believe a proper fitting session would be in order. Slip on - see how it feels, give it a good test and get a taste for how you like it.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


Walla2man 47M
5 posts
6/11/2018 10:39 pm

lol


HAMONMAN 58M
609 posts
6/11/2018 11:22 pm

Hey !

Your very own dick pic !


MyBaffies 48M
1990 posts
6/12/2018 1:43 am

Heh heh, waterproof too!

Want to try mine for size?

Baffies

My Blog: MyBaffies


Karibu313 66M  
8 posts
6/12/2018 1:54 am

( post 4108719 )
Guess I will just have to learn patience . .


XHamburgDave 74M  
3380 posts
6/12/2018 2:52 am

ROFLMFAO Keep warm


1bighammer1000 53M
2679 posts
6/12/2018 3:13 am

Ha ha those are what you get when looking for two feet of cock. Ha ha or a real foot long. I imagine it is funnier for us in the united states, not sure of the metric conversion. Ha ha

Anything worth doing is worth doing right


marysia4u 62F  
14886 posts
6/12/2018 3:15 am

Thanks for popping in.

Glad you got a


marysia4u 62F  
14886 posts
6/12/2018 3:16 am

    Quoting HAMONMAN:
    Hey !

    Your very own dick pic !
Thought I'd get in on the act.


marysia4u 62F  
14886 posts
6/12/2018 3:18 am

    Quoting MyBaffies:
    Heh heh, waterproof too!

    Want to try mine for size?
Oh if you were only closer, I'd take you up on your kind offer.


marysia4u 62F  
14886 posts
6/12/2018 3:20 am

    Quoting Karibu313:
    ( post 4108719 )
    Guess I will just have to learn patience . .
Sometimes I go blog mad, other times I'm blog dead, so I guess having patience would pay off.


marysia4u 62F  
14886 posts
6/12/2018 3:22 am

Would love to keep warm another way.


marysia4u 62F  
14886 posts
6/12/2018 3:25 am

    Quoting 1bighammer1000:
    Ha ha those are what you get when looking for two feet of cock. Ha ha or a real foot long. I imagine it is funnier for us in the united states, not sure of the metric conversion. Ha ha


Although I've lived most of my life in Oz, I was born in England, growing up using feet and inches. I still measure things in feet and inches, so was able to have a laugh at your comment.


CleverDick00 34M
6 posts
6/12/2018 6:22 am

😂 love them slippers


marysia4u 62F  
14886 posts
6/12/2018 12:18 pm

Thanks for popping in.

Looks like they'd be Hard to walk in.


SeaGirlFL 54F  
3126 posts
6/12/2018 3:58 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    I believe a proper fitting session would be in order. Slip on - see how it feels, give it a good test and get a taste for how you like it.
Always first in line for a test or experiment.

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black


redrockrascal 59M
17427 posts
6/12/2018 4:37 pm

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    Always first in line for a test or experiment.
Good to know. I can provide some equipment, you know like probes

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


sexysixties2 70F  
37449 posts
6/13/2018 11:38 am

Puts a whole new meaning on giving someone a kick up the ass!!! Too funny!

"Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age."
~~~ Anais Nin ~~~


marysia4u 62F  
14886 posts
6/13/2018 12:17 pm

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    Puts a whole new meaning on giving someone a kick up the ass!!! Too funny!

Then they wouldn't have to ask if anal hurts.


Hps1230 36M
28 posts
6/13/2018 8:42 pm

Those are amazing and awful all at once. 😂


marysia4u 62F  
14886 posts
6/13/2018 10:21 pm

Thanks for popping in.

Too good not to share.


marysia4u 62F  
14886 posts
6/13/2018 10:22 pm

    Quoting Hps1230:
    Those are amazing and awful all at once. 😂
Thanks for popping in.

I can't imagine they would be too comfortable to wear.


Bundyman59 58M  
26 posts
6/14/2018 8:44 pm

they'd be a better design as gum boots for wearing when things are very wet


marysia4u 62F  
14886 posts
6/14/2018 9:59 pm

    Quoting Bundyman59:
    they'd be a better design as gum boots for wearing when things are very wet
What............. like in the shower?

You could wear them in the garden, but you might get strange looks from next door.


easyplay1211 33M
1 post
6/17/2018 7:20 am

lol...… funny as hell


marysia4u 62F  
14886 posts
6/17/2018 12:11 pm

Thanks for popping in.

I can't really see myself wearing them.


Myfav416 59F  
1021 posts
6/17/2018 7:53 pm


Hilarious!!!!

Where can I get my pair? My feet are always cold at work!! lol


marysia4u 62F  
14886 posts
6/17/2018 9:38 pm

    Quoting Myfav416:

    Hilarious!!!!

    Where can I get my pair? My feet are always cold at work!! lol
Thanks for popping in.

You could get away with wearing them to work? I need a job like yours.


Frankies2017 38M
11 posts
6/18/2018 10:08 am

Ha


marysia4u 62F  
14886 posts
6/18/2018 1:21 pm

Thanks for popping in.


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