Blogs > mc_justmc > Into The Cornfield |
Twas The Evening Of Christmas
Twas The Evening Of Christmas Twas the evening of Christmas and all over my floor Was the gift wrapping paper I’d just bought at the store Toys scattered in piles with no thought, with no care On tables, on couches, the same on my chair I grimaced, I grumbled, whilst keeping my chill Sarcastic remarks about having my fill. To my room I did exit, To my Sanctum I flee Clean tables, clean chairs, sweet tranquility Here in my bedroom, Internet and TV Comfortable chairs, Oh shit! I need tea! Then what to my wondering eyes do I see? The living room mess had increased times three! I didn’t get mad, no yelling no bitchin’ Turning on the hot water, I started cleaning the kitchen And I told them a fact of how it would be If their fine Christmas mess was left here for me They would have till the In Laws knocked on our door To pick up the tables, the chairs, and the floor To pick up their toys, their trash on this night And put it away where it goes, out of sight Or, I’ll clean up this mess, clean it all on my own In one trip to the trash everything will be thrown There would be no more bitchin’, nothing more said No visions of toys would dance in their head Away to my room, away with my tea To my big comfy chair, internet and TV For nearly an hour I sat and I waited Before sneaking a peek on what I’d created When what to my wondering eyes should appear Spotless chairs, spotless floors and those table tops clear All heard me exclaim as I squeezed those tight Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! |
|||
12/25/2017 6:06 pm |
Bah Humbug!
| ||
|
OMG...that's funny! And very good! You're not a humbug, either. Not if you're buying gifts for the kids. But teaching them to clean up after themselves? Priceless! (and necessary, lol) Merry Christmas!
| ||
|
Good stuff Mc hope you had a good one. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
| ||
|
Have a good one Merry Xmas hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
| ||
|
that was cool...loved it CrzyGryl
| ||
1/3/2018 5:07 am |
that was cool...loved it
| ||
|
Hey mac. Love it. How are the gs doing. I have one now myself. A little boy. It was nice to read you again....thegrls Enjoy the ride searching for what you want here..........thegrls
|
Become a member to create a blog